fartgallery:

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

kylesquips:

Girl I piss like an excellent handmade chinese teapot

zvaigzdelasas:

founding farters LOL

gyuto:

Dude you’re going to love this. It’s called DVD

nicejewishguy:

stop sucking my cock babe I have to complete my daily sudoku puzzle

frawgs:

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

loathsomespider:

um, can you put that pussy on a coaster? thanks

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact:

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

pedromodesto69:

If you say penis literally go to fucking hell

grox:

Uh, honey? They’re nailing squidward to the cross